Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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