on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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