Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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