Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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