Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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