I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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