Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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