belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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