I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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