Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We don't watch enough power rangers
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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