Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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