Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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