I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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