Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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