He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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