It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she looked like the before picture.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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