how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Green mimosas i think yes
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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