honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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