i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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