That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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