i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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