i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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