u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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