WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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