OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
