Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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