GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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