sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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