Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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