And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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