quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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