so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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