Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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