How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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