had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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