About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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