He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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