I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
