i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just want nice things and good sex
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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