matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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