I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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