Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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