The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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