You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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