Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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