Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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