no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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