Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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