so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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