I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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