well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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