my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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