I puked a lego.
babies were throwing up all over the place
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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