Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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